PERFECTEAUX

Intro:  B      Ab       E,     F#         B    with this riff:

 e--0-2-4-4-2
 b------     0-2-4-4-5       5-4-2-0-0
 g------                3-4

 B               F#         B
 See them on the big bright screen
 B       E          F#
 tan and blonde and seventeen
 B               F#         B
 eating non-food keeps them mean
             E              F#
 but they're young forever

               B
 if they must grow up
            Ab        E
 they marry dukes and earls
            F#      B
 I hate California girls

 B                        F#     B
 They ain't broke so they put on airs
          E            F#        
 the faux folks sans derrieres
 B                          F#     B
 they breathe coke and they have affairs
           E                  F#
 with each passing rock star

           B
 they come on like squares
          Ab         E
 then get off like squirrels
            F#     B
 I hate California girls

 B                Ab            E               F#   B     
(with riff)

 then Bridge:
 G                  A
 Looking down their perfect noses
 F#m          G
 at me and my kind
 G                A
 do they think we won't-
           E
 well nevermind
 G                      A
 laughing through their perfect teeth
    F#m        G
 at everyone I know
 G                A
 do they think we won't
            E
 get up and go
 F#
 so
 B                 F#      B
 I have planned my grand attacks
        E       F#
 I will stand behind their backs
 B                 F#      B
 with my brand-new battle-axe
           E          F#
 then will they taste my wrath?

           B
 They will hear me say
        Ab       E
 as the pavement whirls
             F#     B
 "I hate California girls.."